POOP PELLETS!
Scene: 2 found in Alison's room
1 found in John's room
1 found in hallway
1 found downstairs
Suspects: 3 very potty trained children
2 moms
all wearing underwear and long pants
Admission: no one, but a lot of finger pointing
As for this detective, I am too tired to get to the "bottom" of it. The crime scene is cleaned and the case is closed. I of course have a theory, but for now we will just wait and see if a giant rat ever appears in the house, since none of the humans did it.
6 comments:
That's too funny. Who do you suspect?
Alison, from earlier in the morning. She had gone to the bathroom and played without any clothes on while I was getting ready in my bathroom. When we left that morning I never went back there. John found the first piece downstairs. I think a foot tracked it down. Oh well, what can you do.
Did you even taste it to make SURE it was poop. Because, if it wasn't, it was a terrible waste of what could have been tiny chocolate balls.
I suspect the giant rat.
Sorry it's been so long. Who could have done it? You are too funny.
I swear it wasn't ME!
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